2025 ARTICLE

Top 10 Hilarious Questions Tourists Ask Before Visiting Japan

1. “Do I have to bow to vending machines?”
No, but honestly, we all do eventually. Especially the ones that sell hot coffee in winter. They’re gods.

2. “Is it disrespectful to wear sandals inside a temple... if the sandals have anime characters on them?”
Only if Goku disrespects Buddha. Otherwise, you're probably fine — just take them off before stepping inside.

3. “Can I pet the geisha?”
No. Geisha are not Pokémon. You may not collect them, trade them, or rub their heads for luck.

4. “Is it true that toilets in Japan can talk to you?”
Yes — and they sometimes know more about you than your therapist. Trust the bidet, fear the button.

5. “Will I get arrested for slurping noodles too loudly?”
Quite the opposite. You’ll be judged for not slurping. Embrace your inner vacuum cleaner.

6. “Can I bring my own sushi to Japan to avoid raw fish?”
No. That’s like bringing a hotdog to a steakhouse because you’re scared of meat.

7. “Do I have to karate chop my train ticket?”
Not unless you're Bruce Lee and late for the Shinkansen. Use the automatic gates like a civilian.

8. “If I get lost in Kyoto, will a ninja help me?”
You won’t see them helping... but somehow, you’ll always end up where you’re supposed to go. Coincidence?

9. “Is Mount Fuji open on weekends?”
Yes, but it’s not a club with a guest list. It’s a mountain. Just check the weather.

10. “Do I have to wear a kimono 24/7 to respect the culture?”
Only if you want heatstroke. Wear what’s comfy — unless you’re in a samurai cosplay battle. Then, commit.

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